Raccoon Flail
Literal documentation of Minnesotan raccoon behavior in the 1980s. LOOK AT THAT SUCKER GO.

You can see the nose of a boxy car just to the left, apparently sinking into an oil slick or tar pit. I think it was strategically placed there to provide some kind of reference point by which the hideously malformed subject's size could be judged.
Just as one would guess, its dimensions are comparable to a Hereford bull.
(1986)