I've been known to engage in behaviors such as the creation of images and verbal utterances, sometimes for monetary gain. Occasionally I've found myself in the midst of trying to produce structured sequences of noise. I'm also a spectacularly adept underachiever by tutelage.
I'm a teetolating, non-reproductive, minimal-impact, freelance naturalist. I boast an extensive history of dabbling in the natural sciences, including biology, paleontology, anthropology, and geology. It may be said by some that I have an innate knack for comprehending both medical and psychological theories.
New Mexico is not my native habitat. I hail from the frozen, tornado ridden wetlands of northernmost midwest United States, where I was raised to understand that life really is but a momentary existence.
I'm a self-diagnosed ambulating multiple entendre.
Everything you've read here has been a transient metacognisant quasipsychotic episode of chronicle fatigue.
Many thanks go to Neolmas for his bravery and diligence in assisting with the creation of this befuddling website.